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{\an8}Bela, you seem so happy tonight.
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It's 'cause of the guy
sitting across from us.
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He's serving us muscles like
we're at a goddamn seafood buffet.
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{\an8}Actually it's because I'm
starting to do comedy again.
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{\an8}And I think I finally
found my voice?
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Bela! That's amazing!
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Yeah, I feel like I've spent
so long trying to sound like
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all these men I saw
on late-night shows.
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Turns out my best muse is a
sex-positive brown woman. Myself.
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Go off, self-centered queen.
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- You know it.
- I'm really glad
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you're not letting the
Arvind breakup get you down.
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No, not at all. I actually
have to move on. For my craft.
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Hooking up is research. And
I will be doing a double PhD.
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Well, speaking of hook-up stories,
Cooper and I went all the way.
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- No, you didn't!
- Yes.
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How was it?
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It was amazing.
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I hate to sex and tell, but
Cooper was the perfect gentleman,
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and our thrusting was
completely in sync.
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- No slip-outs or anything.
- That's impressive.
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I'm pro slip-out. It provides
a natural intermission.
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- Shit!
- What's wrong?
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I just got an email
from the Athletic Board.
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They want to meet with me
about quitting the team.
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I wanna be done with this. I
don't want it to be a big thing.
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I wouldn't worry about
it. You made a decision
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for a really good reason and
if they can't respect that,
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- then I would give them hell.
- I don't know.
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Sometimes giving people hell is
the only way to get what you want.
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For instance, hey, Muscles! Flex
for me or live to regret it.
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He's a good boy.
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Congressman Nathan Riggs is
coming to speak on campus.
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{\an8}It is completely unacceptable
that this school,
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which claims to be for equality,
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would give a platform to
someone so openly hateful.
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I won't be holding
office hours today.
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Not because I'm busy, but
because I'm not in the mood.
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Professor Friedman, can I
just talk to you for a second?
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What do you think about Essex
letting Nathan Riggs speak on campus?
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- That guy's a turd.
- Right?
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His hateful and regressive
policies go against everything
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this place stands for.
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Sure, but that's a
First Amendment issue.
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Constitutionally speaking,
turds are protected.
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A bunch of students
are gonna protest
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and I'm going to join them.
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Protesting is a waste of time.
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Collective action only works if it lasts
for months and that almost never happens.
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Oh, thanks for your
unsolicited opinion.
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That was an insane take.
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I actually agree with
him. Have you Googled me?
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- No.
- Well, if you had,
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you'd come across a photo
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from a newspaper article
from a queer protest in 1994
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where I was holding
a sign that said...
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"Suck My Lesbian Dick."
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I lied. I have Googled you many times.
I've seen that photo and I love it.
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Is it okay that I said,
"Suck my lesbian dick"?
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Once is better than twice, but anyway,
that photo is what lost me a clerkship
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after law school.
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What? That's so unfair.
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The world is unfair.
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Oh, sweet. Are
office hours back on?
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Uh, no, not for you.
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Anyway, protect future
Kimberly. We need her.
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Hey, stranger.
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Back from your fancy
off-campus housing so soon?
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Yeah, I woke up this morning
and thought I simply must
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see all those people
I work hard to avoid.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Sorry, I'm swamped.
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I've been working on my own stuff and
now I have 53 student complaint forms
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to deal with. Eight
are from Norman.
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Well, excuse me for being a light sleeper
who doesn't like it when people ignore
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our suite's chore wheel or
rename it the chode wheel.
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- Chode.
- I laughed too, which was so wrong.
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Can I find you later?
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Yeah, yeah. It was
nothing anyway.
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Okay, Norman, how can
I be most helpful?
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I want the upper classman boy
next door to keep his music down.
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That I can do.
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Okay, that is kind of loud.
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Excuse me, can you turn it down?
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I'm a FAF, so if you don't turn it
down, I'm gonna have to let myself in.
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Okay, I'm coming in!
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Hello?
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What the fuck?
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Thank you for
coming in, Whitney.
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We wanted to check in and ask
why one of our best athletes
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decided to quit her team right
in the middle of playoffs.
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Honestly? There was this
toxic hustle culture
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that just kept requiring
more and more of me,
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and eventually, it just
got to be too much,
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so I decided not to be
a part of it anymore.
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Good for you.
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So what can we do to get
you back out on that field?
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Score some goals!
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Wait. Is that what
this is about?
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I can't play. I have a knee
injury I'm trying to heal.
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An injury where I was encouraged
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to take a cortisone shot
to play through the pain.
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Well, our records show that
you requested that shot.
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Technically, yes.
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But it didn't feel like
I had much of a choice.
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Not according to
the team doctor.
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I'm sorry.
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Are you here to listen to me or just
tell me your version of my experience?
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Whitney, we all want
the same thing here.
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For you and your teammates
to win the first ever
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Essex women's
soccer championship.
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Okay, I'm sorry, but...
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I'm no longer a student athlete at
this school, so we're done here.
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But I really hope you listen better to
the next girl that sits in this chair.
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Hello! Welcome to my
favorite party of the year.
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Last year, there was a
streaker in the ball pit.
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I saw a whole lot of butt and
a fair amount of side penis.
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You would have loved it.
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Right. Should we go to the bar? I
want to get Cooper his favorite drink.
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A cold beer. Isn't he so manly?
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That girl is falling
for him hard.
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It's cute. I'm happy for her.
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- How'd your meeting go?
- Ooh, bad. Yeah. But that's a good thing.
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I made the right
decision by quitting.
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Hell yes, you did! And your
snatched body deserves a hobby
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with a much more flattering outfit,
like wrestling or speed-skating.
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Do you speed-skate?
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- No.
- You should start.
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I'm excited to figure out what
to do with all my new free time.
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Maybe I'll take up
hiking or volunteering.
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Ew.
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I'll probably look
at my phone more.
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- Yeah, that's what you'll do.
- Of course.
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Aw! You guys are such a cute
couple. You really inspire me.
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There are a lot of fine
men in the ball pit.
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I'm gonna go jump in and
see where my hands land.
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All right.
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No, he had a VR headset on. He
had no idea I was watching him.
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It was like studying the ideal
version of the male human body.
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His V lines were so deep.
Like a V in a bold font.
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I think I might even
include him in my next show.
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You should. And hey,
maybe ask him out.
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I don't know. I mean, would I
hook up with him? Of course.
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But in terms of dating and
people I would take seriously,
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I think I'm starting to learn
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I'd rather start by liking someone's
personality and feeling a connection,
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as opposed to just a perfect face,
jaw, abs, pecs, quads, calves and butt.
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For sure. You could hook up with
the hottest stranger in the world,
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but it'd feel like an empty
experience once it's over.
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But when you feel an actual
connection, that's next level.
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Or so I've been told. Sadly, I'm just
a hot stranger people have sex with.
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I love that we're at that
stage in the relationship
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where we can be comfortable
in long, silent eye contact.
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Yeah, I'm not really sure this
qualifies as silence, though.
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The drunk guy behind me
keeps listing off words
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that rhyme with taint.
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Saint. Hate. Self-restraint.
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So, my mom is coming
into town for the show
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and I told her that
we could get lunch
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after rehearsal so
she can meet you.
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- Yeah, that could be fun.
- Yeah.
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Just, Brandon and I, we
have plans to play squash.
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If you're nervous about
meeting my mom, don't worry.
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She's really fun, especially now that
she's stopped intermittent fasting.
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I'm sure. I'd love to meet her.
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Just the courts, they have this
really strict cancelation policy.
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It's iron-clad.
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Oh. Yeah. Got it.
Totally understand.
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So, where were we?
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Oh, right. Comfortable silence.
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Yeah!
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Are you okay? Oh, my God!
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- Are you in line for the ball pit?
- Oh, absolutely not.
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It's important to me to know that the
person I'm talking to is wearing pants.
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I'm Noah, by the
way. Have we met?
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Not yet. I'm Kimberly.
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I recognize you from your post
protesting against Nathan Riggs.
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We feel the same way about him.
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Yeah, my opinion of him is
that he's a piece of shit.
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Thanks for standing up against
misogyny and transphobia.
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- Don't forget racism.
- Oh, I never forget racism.
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So I'll see you tomorrow.
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Spiritually, a hundred percent.
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But physically, no, I will not be there
due to external and internal conflicts.
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- That's too bad.
- But don't worry.
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I'll be planting seeds of
resistance from within the system
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that in a couple of generations
will bloom into codified change.
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Sorry. I didn't get any
of that over the music.
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The streaker is back!
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Whoo!
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It's a good day to be alive.
Look at all that side penis!
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Yep. And that's my
sign to head out.
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I'll see you tomorrow.
If you change your mind.
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Think on it.
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Okay. Bye.
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I'm telling you, each frat
really does have its own smell.
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This one is socks, skunked
beer, habanero buffalo sauce.
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Wow! That's spot on.
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I know. I can identify
any frat blindfolded.
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I know you're joking, but please
never go into a frat blindfolded.
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I'm sorry. I don't
know what I was doing.
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No, it's all good. I've wanted
to do that multiple times.
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That was my first
time kissing a girl.
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Really? Well, this
is your second.
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Good morning, friends.
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I have an important announcement to make,
so thank you all for waking up so early.
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It's 11:00 a.m.
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Also, we've been awake. You're
the one who just got up.
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Last night, I discovered
a new part of myself.
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A part of myself I now
know has always been there
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because I kissed a
very special someone.
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And that someone was... a
woman. That's right. I'm bi.
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Bela, that's amazing.
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Congrats. This is so exciting.
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I am so happy for you, Bela.
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Thanks, guys.
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So, should we go get some
breakfast? I'm starving.
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- Yes.
- Same!
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Sorry. Are we moving on?
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I just told you guys, I'm coming
out as... [exhales] a bisexual.
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Yeah. Way to go, girl.
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We should really get going if
we want to get the good eggs.
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- Yes.
- No, no, no, what the fuck?
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Does my queer journey mean
nothing to you people?
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When Leighton came out, you
guys cried for like a full day.
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But that was different. Leighton
really went through so much.
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I wish I'd been there for
that. She sounded so brave.
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Whatever. I'll just find
someone else who gets it.
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Trish, get in here.
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- I have something important to tell you.
- What's up?
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I'm bi.
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Sorry. You're not my type.
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Whatever. Let's just get
breakfast and eat some waffles.
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Wait. Waffles? Does that mean
the waffle machine is fixed?
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00:12:08,309 --> 00:12:10,062
- Are you serious?
- Now, I am gonna cry.
236
00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:17,526
Sorry I haven't read the love
letter you slipped under my door.
237
00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:20,821
I couldn't find a knife
to cut the big wax seal.
238
00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:22,239
Oh, don't worry.
239
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:26,036
But I have good news about lunch
today with my mom. You can make it.
240
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,914
No, I can't, though. I
have squash with Brandon.
241
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,040
I DM'd him and got
him to move it.
242
00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,751
The squash courts are
here all the time,
243
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,961
but my mom's only
here for 48 hours.
244
00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:38,338
She has to go back to Charleston
because she's suing the doctor
245
00:12:38,339 --> 00:12:39,673
who redid her belly button.
246
00:12:39,674 --> 00:12:42,718
Right. I just think it's a little
early for me to meet your family.
247
00:12:42,719 --> 00:12:45,888
I mean, my whole family,
sure, but this is just my mom.
248
00:12:45,889 --> 00:12:47,892
You won't meet the rest
of them till New Year's.
249
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,183
New Year's?
250
00:12:49,184 --> 00:12:50,644
What's New Year's?
251
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,690
Okay. I didn't want
to tell you yet,
252
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,777
but we have an extra ticket
to our family cruise.
253
00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:01,403
Originally, it was for my ex, but we were
able to transfer the ticket to your name.
254
00:13:01,404 --> 00:13:02,531
Isn't that so great?
255
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,406
For chivalry reasons,
you would be rooming
256
00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:06,952
with my Great Uncle Milton,
if he's still with us.
257
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:11,163
Kacey, I'm sorry,
but this is too much.
258
00:13:11,164 --> 00:13:13,373
We've only been dating
for like two minutes.
259
00:13:13,374 --> 00:13:15,461
I don't think we're
on the same page here.
260
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:19,757
I think maybe it's best
if we ended things.
261
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,929
Cooper, please don't do this right now. I
literally just lost my virginity to you.
262
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,014
Yeah, but that's
not really my fault.
263
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,267
I'm sorry. It's just
not feeling right.
264
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,521
I'll see you later.
I guess at rehearsal.
265
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,074
Sorry I blew you off so many
times this week. What's going on?
266
00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,158
So...
267
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:53,582
The other night, I got upset
and I bought a handle of vodka.
268
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:57,835
Oh, my God. Taylor,
I'm so sorry.
269
00:13:57,836 --> 00:14:01,257
No. It's okay. I
didn't drink it.
270
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,592
That's why I wanted
to talk to you.
271
00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,178
So that I could thank you.
272
00:14:07,012 --> 00:14:09,014
Thanks to you, I knew
how to handle it.
273
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:13,269
I came back and I talked openly with
Ash, and then I went to a meeting.
274
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,394
Where I watched a
newly-sober woman
275
00:14:15,395 --> 00:14:17,940
smoke two cigarettes at once.
276
00:14:19,483 --> 00:14:23,070
Things could have gotten bad. But
because of you, I'm a stronger person.
277
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,865
I'm so proud of you.
278
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,952
I actually have something
to tell you, too.
279
00:14:31,829 --> 00:14:34,413
I kissed a girl. I'm bi.
280
00:14:34,414 --> 00:14:36,123
Oh, my God... That's wonderful.
281
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:38,041
I can't say I'm
completely surprised.
282
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:40,544
You do wear more neckties
than Steve Harvey.
283
00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:42,006
I really do.
284
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,131
I'm actually doing a big
coming out announcement
285
00:14:44,132 --> 00:14:45,299
at a show tonight.
286
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,009
Since you're here, I could
actually use your help
287
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,887
cutting my performance down
from 35 minutes to four.
288
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,346
No, thank you to that,
289
00:14:51,347 --> 00:14:53,767
but now I'm the one
who's proud of you.
290
00:14:54,351 --> 00:14:55,895
Now tell me about
this girl you kissed.
291
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,739
- Kimberly!
- Eli! What are you doing here?
292
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,197
I'm here because this
guy's trash and he sucks.
293
00:15:09,198 --> 00:15:11,491
I wish he was trash. That way,
we could just put him on a barge
294
00:15:11,492 --> 00:15:12,703
in the middle of the ocean.
295
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,039
I'm actually glad that
we ran into each other.
296
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,626
I feel like I owe
you an apology.
297
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:22,421
For what? Leaving me alone to
die the first time I did drugs?
298
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,007
That's exactly what
I'm apologizing for.
299
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,843
But I also understand
why you broke up with me.
300
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,180
You were right. We were
really different people.
301
00:15:32,139 --> 00:15:33,972
For what it's worth,
I just dated a guy
302
00:15:33,973 --> 00:15:37,353
who I thought was exactly like me
and things turned out way worse.
303
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,646
Shit.
304
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:40,479
- You all right?
- Yeah, I'm good.
305
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:45,527
Well, would you ever
wanna catch up? Hang out?
306
00:15:46,153 --> 00:15:48,072
Yeah, that sounds nice.
307
00:15:48,822 --> 00:15:49,821
Cool.
308
00:15:49,822 --> 00:15:51,573
I'll see you around.
309
00:15:51,574 --> 00:15:52,660
Yeah.
310
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:57,412
- Kimberly.
- Hey!
311
00:15:57,413 --> 00:15:58,622
You decided to come.
312
00:15:58,623 --> 00:16:00,791
I did. And I brought this.
313
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:04,503
Cool sign. "No more
racism, bigotry, or miso"?
314
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:07,297
{\an8}I wanted to write "misogyny"
but I ran out of room.
315
00:16:07,298 --> 00:16:08,674
{\an8}We've got plenty of extra signs,
316
00:16:08,675 --> 00:16:10,302
{\an8}that have complete
words on them.
317
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,013
{\an8}- If you want to borrow one.
- Yeah, I would love that.
318
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:14,598
All right.
319
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,394
Okay.
320
00:16:18,852 --> 00:16:21,063
This is cue 18. Hit it.
321
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,939
- Hell, yeah.
- How does that look for you, Lars?
322
00:16:23,940 --> 00:16:25,148
- Really good.
- Really?
323
00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:28,235
Real good. I was considering
a softer pink gel,
324
00:16:28,236 --> 00:16:31,279
but in the end, a coral glow around
her really felt more fitting for...
325
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,200
We have 40 more cues
and I stopped listening.
326
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:35,494
Moving on to the
next scene, please.
327
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,205
Kacey, Cooper, take your marks.
328
00:16:38,789 --> 00:16:40,582
And let's see the
blocking, please.
329
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,421
Kacey, in this scene,
your character's
330
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:50,340
singing a love song to
Cooper, not to the wall.
331
00:16:50,341 --> 00:16:51,550
Please look at him.
332
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:54,471
Professor Dorfmann, can I please
speak with you privately for a moment?
333
00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,223
What is going on?
334
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,599
I can't do this right now.
335
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,351
Can Blair stand in for me?
336
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:04,815
- What? Why?
- Because I can't look at Cooper.
337
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,026
We just broke up.
338
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,364
I promise that I'm gonna be good.
I'm just struggling right now.
339
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:16,076
Kacey, this is exactly why I didn't want
to give you the role in the first place.
340
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,995
You think that you have the
emotional strength to be a performer,
341
00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,915
but you just don't.
342
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:26,003
You project a pretty girl
confidence, but, honey, it's hollow.
343
00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,003
Hmm? It's fake.
344
00:17:28,004 --> 00:17:31,008
I'm sorry. This? This
simply isn't for you.
345
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,805
Blair? You're
taking Kacey's role.
346
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,525
Shit.
347
00:17:48,984 --> 00:17:51,610
I'm just cleaning out my locker.
I thought you were at practice.
348
00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:53,737
You know what you did
was really fucked up.
349
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:56,241
You could've waited a couple
weeks for the season to be over.
350
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:59,326
You just ghost us in the middle of
the playoffs without saying why?
351
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:00,621
It was really selfish.
352
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:04,708
Great feedback, Rina.
Well, that's everything.
353
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:07,669
Good luck tonight, guys.
354
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,586
Thanks, but we don't need luck.
355
00:18:09,587 --> 00:18:11,548
We have players who
care about the team.
356
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,175
No, that's enough of that.
357
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,344
- Willow, don't.
- Sorry, but I gotta.
358
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,514
This Woody from Toy Story lookalike
is not talking to you like that.
359
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:21,223
Whitney cares more about
this team than anybody.
360
00:18:21,224 --> 00:18:24,226
She played on a fucked up knee
when they pressured her to,
361
00:18:24,227 --> 00:18:26,897
shooting her up with all these
pain meds just to get through it.
362
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,898
And when the anxiety from all
that gave her a panic attack,
363
00:18:29,899 --> 00:18:33,529
she couldn't have one damn
day off when she asked for it?
364
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,572
She deserves better.
365
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,157
I'm sorry I didn't tell
you guys. I wanted to.
366
00:18:39,158 --> 00:18:41,453
I just... I couldn't
take on more stress.
367
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,746
Okay, great. Does anyone
else have anything
368
00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,458
that they'd like to
get off their chest?
369
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,169
Actually, yeah.
370
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:52,548
I'm gonna be a fifth year senior
because soccer has made it impossible
371
00:18:52,881 --> 00:18:53,966
for me to graduate in four.
372
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,801
I'm 23. I'm too old to be here.
373
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,344
It's not just soccer.
374
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,511
Our track and field coach
had me take shots, too.
375
00:18:59,512 --> 00:19:02,140
She said, and I quote,
"Days off are for pussies."
376
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:07,853
Hey, guys. Can we please go back to
focusing on winning the championship?
377
00:19:07,854 --> 00:19:11,525
Actually, I kinda want to hear
what everyone else has to say.
378
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:15,654
Damn. Even Rina feels bad? And
she don't even like you, Whit.
379
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,869
Sign five!
380
00:19:23,870 --> 00:19:25,954
Come on. It's like a high
five, but with our signs.
381
00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,498
Sign five! Up high.
Sign five. Yeah!
382
00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:30,458
Yeah!
383
00:19:30,459 --> 00:19:32,171
Wait. Why are the cops here?
384
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:37,176
Everybody, this protest is over.
Please disperse immediately.
385
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:39,467
Campus police, really?
Isn't this a little extreme?
386
00:19:39,468 --> 00:19:42,347
We're standing on a
lawn, not robbing a bank.
387
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:46,057
If you don't leave now, you
will face disciplinary action.
388
00:19:46,058 --> 00:19:48,685
You have no right to
disperse a peaceful protest.
389
00:19:48,686 --> 00:19:51,982
We have the right to freedom of
expression and peaceful dissent.
390
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,693
We're a private university.
It doesn't work like that.
391
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,485
Students who do not
leave immediately
392
00:19:57,486 --> 00:20:00,782
will face consequences,
including potential expulsion.
393
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,328
What? The First Amendment
protects free speech.
394
00:20:06,329 --> 00:20:07,495
Not on private property.
395
00:20:07,496 --> 00:20:10,665
So what, the protest is just
over? They win by threatening us?
396
00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:11,917
No, this isn't over.
397
00:20:11,918 --> 00:20:14,628
If Essex wants to make their
own rules, then so can we.
398
00:20:14,629 --> 00:20:16,590
Let's get out of here
and meet back up tonight.
399
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:19,468
What time?
400
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,971
And the next thing I knew, the
entire soccer team straight up quit.
401
00:20:24,972 --> 00:20:27,057
Turns out everyone was
just as miserable as I was.
402
00:20:27,058 --> 00:20:29,392
- Whitney, that's amazing.
- It's not just the soccer team.
403
00:20:29,393 --> 00:20:32,062
I've been getting DMs from other
athletes who are pissed off.
404
00:20:32,063 --> 00:20:34,397
Anyone from the men's diving
team or women's gymnastics?
405
00:20:34,398 --> 00:20:36,443
They are the hottest so I
do support them the most.
406
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:39,152
Should we get dinner and celebrate
you sticking it to the school?
407
00:20:39,153 --> 00:20:41,029
Sure. Let me call Kacey,
and see if she wants in.
408
00:20:41,030 --> 00:20:42,115
Okay.
409
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:44,868
Wait. She's here?
410
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,001
Kacey, what's wrong?
411
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,543
- Cooper dumped me.
- What?
412
00:20:55,544 --> 00:20:56,711
- He did?
- I'm sorry.
413
00:20:56,712 --> 00:20:58,924
Wait. What happened? I thought
things were going well.
414
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,468
They were, but, um...
415
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,302
I think I convinced myself
416
00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:07,975
that if I didn't sleep with
him, then I might lose him.
417
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,768
And then it happened
anyway. So...
418
00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,021
Aw, Kacey...
419
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,649
I think that it meant more
to me than it did to him.
420
00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:21,945
And I really thought that I was ready,
but... I don't think that I was.
421
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,449
Kacey, I'm so sorry.
422
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:28,702
And now my mom just keeps calling
because she flew in to meet Cooper
423
00:21:28,703 --> 00:21:30,622
and I have no idea
what to tell her.
424
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,708
Wait. She's not here
to see your show?
425
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,709
She doesn't care about
that kind of stuff.
426
00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:40,090
I hate seeing you like this. You're
the most confident person I know.
427
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,427
I'm not, though.
428
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:49,266
I feel like I'm never good enough in
the way that people want me to be.
429
00:21:50,642 --> 00:21:53,435
And it's easy to be one of those
girls who says "love yourself,"
430
00:21:53,436 --> 00:21:58,066
but what if you just don't?
431
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,403
Who do you need me
to slap? Your mom?
432
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,486
Cooper? You don't
have to choose.
433
00:22:03,487 --> 00:22:04,823
I can do both.
434
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,908
No, I just have to live the
rest of my life knowing that
435
00:22:08,909 --> 00:22:11,580
my first time was with someone
who immediately broke up with me.
436
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,249
Kacey, I get it.
437
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,128
It sucks that you lost your virginity
to someone who doesn't deserve it.
438
00:22:18,545 --> 00:22:19,545
But you know what?
439
00:22:19,796 --> 00:22:21,506
- Everyone's first time is bad.
- Yeah.
440
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:25,383
It's true. Do I regret
losing my virginity? No!
441
00:22:25,384 --> 00:22:27,802
Do I regret losing it to
a sweaty exchange student
442
00:22:27,803 --> 00:22:30,430
who worked at my dad's
Subway shop for a summer?
443
00:22:30,431 --> 00:22:32,015
Kinda.
444
00:22:32,016 --> 00:22:36,061
Yeah, I lost mine at soccer
camp to this guy named Rudy.
445
00:22:36,062 --> 00:22:39,814
He tried to stick it in my belly button
and when he finished he yelled "Goal!"
446
00:22:39,815 --> 00:22:41,984
Yeah, you think
I'm proud of that?
447
00:22:43,987 --> 00:22:46,946
My boyfriend dumped me
too after our first time.
448
00:22:46,947 --> 00:22:48,367
And I thought my life was over.
449
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,870
But it turns out he's the least
hot guy I've ever had sex with.
450
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:56,748
So maybe losing your virginity is
supposed to be a stupid, weird mess.
451
00:22:56,749 --> 00:22:58,210
So you actually
did it perfectly.
452
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:01,922
I love you guys.
453
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:18,396
Now please welcome our next storyteller
to the stage, Bela Malhotra!
454
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,691
Hey, guys. I'm Bela Malhotra.
455
00:23:23,692 --> 00:23:27,445
Some of you might remember me
from my last show where I ranked
456
00:23:27,446 --> 00:23:32,744
thirty cartoon characters in order of
how well-endowed I think they might be.
457
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:39,290
But I want to be a little
bit more candid tonight.
458
00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:42,460
You see, I recently discovered
something about myself
459
00:23:42,461 --> 00:23:46,174
and I wanted to
put it out there.
460
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,760
I realized...
461
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:56,309
I realized...
462
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,940
I'm really good
463
00:24:03,941 --> 00:24:07,112
at doing an impression of Siri.
464
00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,825
Here are some fun facts
about the rainforest.
465
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:16,494
I actually don't know any
facts about the rainforest.
466
00:24:16,495 --> 00:24:19,456
So, yeah, that's what I
wanted to share with you all.
467
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:21,042
Let's see. What else?
468
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:26,546
So, what's the plan?
469
00:24:26,547 --> 00:24:29,299
Oh, I have a stink bomb.
470
00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,009
I'm gonna run in
there, throw it at him,
471
00:24:31,010 --> 00:24:34,262
and say "your policies
stink and now so do..."
472
00:24:34,263 --> 00:24:36,222
Oh! That is disgusting.
473
00:24:36,223 --> 00:24:38,224
It's leaking all
over my backpack.
474
00:24:38,225 --> 00:24:42,145
Look, the only way to win is to keep him
from spreading more dangerous hate speech.
475
00:24:42,146 --> 00:24:45,150
They're live streaming the whole event.
We have to find a way to stop it.
476
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:46,525
I have an idea.
477
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,904
Seduce him and leak
the tape? I'll do it.
478
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:58,495
These machines control all
of Essex's Internet service.
479
00:24:58,496 --> 00:25:00,540
Without them, they're not
live streaming anything.
480
00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,460
- How did you know about this?
- A little fact about me.
481
00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:06,628
If I don't know something
yet, I yearn to learn.
482
00:25:06,629 --> 00:25:07,797
Sick.
483
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,592
- All right. Let's fucking go.
- Mmm-hmm.
484
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:18,473
Mom! What are you doing here? How
did you even know I was doing a show?
485
00:25:18,474 --> 00:25:19,851
You posted about it.
486
00:25:20,101 --> 00:25:23,478
I always follow your Instagram.
Not just those big square photos,
487
00:25:23,479 --> 00:25:26,525
but also the little movies that
play when I push the circle.
488
00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:32,405
I knew I had to be here. Where's
Arvind? Doing homework I hope.
489
00:25:34,491 --> 00:25:36,199
Yeah. He couldn't make it.
490
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,450
Too bad.
491
00:25:37,451 --> 00:25:39,538
Are those free snacks?
492
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:42,205
Excuse me, honey. I raced
here straight from work
493
00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:43,581
and I haven't had
a chance to eat.
494
00:25:43,582 --> 00:25:44,876
Eat!
495
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:48,878
Hey, thanks again
for inviting us.
496
00:25:48,879 --> 00:25:52,259
It was so much longer than
I thought it would be.
497
00:25:52,509 --> 00:25:54,092
- Thank you.
- Did I miss something?
498
00:25:54,093 --> 00:25:55,845
I didn't hear you talk
about being queer.
499
00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,972
I was going to, but
then my mom surprised me
500
00:25:58,973 --> 00:26:00,433
and I couldn't go
through with it.
501
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,937
Can I tell you
something? As a friend?
502
00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,566
It looks like you and your
mum really love each other.
503
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:09,857
Yeah, she's great.
504
00:26:09,858 --> 00:26:12,860
You're lucky. My mum and
I, we don't speak at all.
505
00:26:12,861 --> 00:26:15,448
Last year, I went home for
Christmas and found out she'd moved.
506
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,577
It was like the movie Home Alone,
but a very sad British version.
507
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:23,540
I have a lot of follow-up
questions. That I'll ask later.
508
00:26:23,790 --> 00:26:26,126
Bela, just talk to her.
509
00:26:27,460 --> 00:26:28,587
I wish I could talk to mine.
510
00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:42,434
All right. I think we've pulled
or cut every wire in this room.
511
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:45,518
My God. Guys, it
worked. My Wi-Fi's off.
512
00:26:45,519 --> 00:26:47,979
Essex internet servers?
You just got served.
513
00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,941
Do not move!
514
00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:51,776
Aw, fuck!
515
00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,824
Thank you for coming
back in, Whitney.
516
00:26:57,949 --> 00:27:00,074
Would you care to explain
517
00:27:00,075 --> 00:27:03,913
why everyone on the women's
soccer team has suddenly quit?
518
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:05,414
Honestly, I'd love to.
519
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:08,458
Turns out I'm not the only one
with concerns about the way
520
00:27:08,459 --> 00:27:10,587
this institution treats
its student athletes.
521
00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:16,507
I'll be candid. We're not thrilled that
your vendetta might cost the school
522
00:27:16,508 --> 00:27:18,136
a historic accomplishment.
523
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:21,346
Respectfully, I don't
have a vendetta.
524
00:27:21,347 --> 00:27:24,515
I think what's happening here is that
you all want to ask me questions,
525
00:27:24,516 --> 00:27:26,061
but you don't wanna
hear my answers.
526
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:29,354
Look, what I can tell you
is there's only one way
527
00:27:29,355 --> 00:27:31,022
the soccer team takes
the field tonight
528
00:27:31,023 --> 00:27:34,317
and that's if you all agree
to make some major changes.
529
00:27:34,318 --> 00:27:36,778
- Such as?
- Training hours should be limited.
530
00:27:36,779 --> 00:27:38,529
We need checks and
balances in place
531
00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:40,615
to prevent coaches from
abusing their power.
532
00:27:40,616 --> 00:27:43,201
And an athletics board that
acknowledges mental health issues
533
00:27:43,202 --> 00:27:44,788
are just as real
as physical ones.
534
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:52,293
Well, that's a lot for us to consider.
We'll have to discuss and get back to you.
535
00:27:52,294 --> 00:27:53,797
Oh, no, those are
just my concerns.
536
00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:56,591
I brought some other people
who have their own demands.
537
00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:00,843
Come on. Who wants
to talk first?
538
00:28:00,844 --> 00:28:03,056
- Oh, okay. Willow's already sitting down.
- Buckle up.
539
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:04,932
Number one,
540
00:28:05,016 --> 00:28:07,975
we don't want all-in-one body
wash and shampoo in the showers.
541
00:28:07,976 --> 00:28:09,979
We want body wash and shampoo.
542
00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:17,402
And so I know that this
role means a lot to you too,
543
00:28:17,403 --> 00:28:20,780
but I really need
to do this tonight.
544
00:28:20,781 --> 00:28:22,701
Kacey, the role is yours.
545
00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,201
Really? Thank you!
546
00:28:25,202 --> 00:28:27,578
Oh, my God, no. I'm just so relieved
I don't have to do this tonight.
547
00:28:27,579 --> 00:28:31,582
Kacey, I'm bad. Like,
I'm very, very bad.
548
00:28:31,583 --> 00:28:33,920
I recorded myself singing
earlier. I sound like shit.
549
00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:36,421
Well, thank you.
550
00:28:36,422 --> 00:28:40,135
No, Kacey, thank
you. Oh, my God.
551
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,269
My life is over.
552
00:28:49,769 --> 00:28:52,981
Now that I have a criminal record, no
top law school will ever accept me.
553
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,440
- That's not true.
- It actually is.
554
00:28:55,441 --> 00:28:59,028
I've worked my whole life for this
one thing and now it's just gone.
555
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,404
Oh, my God, I can't
believe I did this.
556
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:04,866
I don't regret any of it.
We did something tonight.
557
00:29:04,867 --> 00:29:08,369
We stopped someone from saying
things that cause actual harm.
558
00:29:08,370 --> 00:29:10,872
That's a tangible win. Honestly
we should be celebrating.
559
00:29:10,873 --> 00:29:13,084
The school's gonna sue us
for destruction of property.
560
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,503
We don't have to
celebrate that part.
561
00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:19,174
Look, all I'm trying to say
is, maybe this is a sign
562
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:25,096
that you can make more real progress from
outside the system than from within it.
563
00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:27,849
So, your life
definitely isn't over.
564
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,268
Maybe it just changed.
565
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:40,028
The guy in the corner
keeps looking at me.
566
00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:44,616
I can protect you. I'm not tall,
but I'm surprisingly strong.
567
00:30:05,261 --> 00:30:08,223
I'm trying to hold my breath
568
00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:14,145
Let it stay this way
569
00:30:14,771 --> 00:30:19,192
Can't let this moment end
570
00:30:19,651 --> 00:30:23,321
You set off a dream in me
571
00:30:25,365 --> 00:30:28,618
Getting louder now
572
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:34,290
Can you hear it echoing?
573
00:30:35,416 --> 00:30:37,794
Take my hand
574
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,506
Will you share this with me?
575
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,760
'Cause, darling, without you
576
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:52,098
All the shine of a
thousand spotlights
577
00:30:52,099 --> 00:30:55,395
All the stars we steal
from the night sky
578
00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:59,107
Will never be enough
579
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,192
Never be enough
580
00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:07,154
Towers of gold are
still too little
581
00:31:07,155 --> 00:31:10,616
These hands could hold the world
582
00:31:10,617 --> 00:31:14,120
But it'll never be enough
583
00:31:14,121 --> 00:31:19,584
Never be enough
584
00:31:19,585 --> 00:31:21,462
For me
585
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,007
Never, never
586
00:31:25,341 --> 00:31:27,925
Never, never
587
00:31:27,926 --> 00:31:29,343
- Yes, bitch.
- Shh!
588
00:31:29,344 --> 00:31:30,344
Never, for me
589
00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:33,933
Excuse you. That's my
tiny friend up there.
590
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,437
Never enough
591
00:31:38,313 --> 00:31:44,313
Never enough
592
00:31:44,943 --> 00:31:50,943
For me
593
00:31:53,077 --> 00:31:54,619
All the shine of a
thousand spotlights
594
00:31:54,620 --> 00:31:55,705
Yes!
595
00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:59,957
All the stars we steal
from the night sky
596
00:31:59,958 --> 00:32:03,087
Will never be enough
597
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:07,256
Never be enough
598
00:32:07,257 --> 00:32:10,760
Towers of gold are
still too little
599
00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:13,596
These hands could hold the world
600
00:32:13,597 --> 00:32:17,185
But it'll never be enough
601
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:23,441
Never be enough
602
00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:27,026
For me
603
00:32:27,027 --> 00:32:28,905
Never, never
604
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,825
Never, never
605
00:32:34,452 --> 00:32:36,577
Never, for me
606
00:32:36,578 --> 00:32:37,578
Hi, Mum.
607
00:32:37,579 --> 00:32:39,997
For me
608
00:32:39,998 --> 00:32:41,874
Never enough
609
00:32:41,875 --> 00:32:43,127
Never, never
610
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:45,294
Never enough
611
00:32:45,295 --> 00:32:47,004
Never, never
612
00:32:47,005 --> 00:32:50,176
Never enough
613
00:32:50,677 --> 00:32:51,970
For me
614
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,721
For me
615
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:59,560
For me
616
00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,358
For me